Kansas says NO to terror law!

Now that Kansas has voted to not allow terror law in their state, when will the rest of the states prove they are American, stand up and do the right thing?

Is it anti-American to eat dogs?

This week I received a letter from a reader, who asks:

Dir Sir,

It has recently come to light that Hussein Obama has eaten dogs. Is this something we need to respect as part of local culture, or is this un-American behavior?

There are certain dietary allowances we must make as Americans. For example, our Jewish brothers and sisters are allowed their traditional kosher diet because we need them for the rapture. In other words, if the diet of the foreigners benefits Americans, then we support it.

However, eating dogs is ALWAYS anti-American. There are a few reasons for this:

1) Eating dogs is part of Indonesian culture, and Indonesia is an Islamic country. Thus, everything done in Indonesia is the polar opposite of American values. It is something we must hate and deplore, and strive to eradicate from the earth.

2) Dogs are pets, not food. Eating dogs shows a hostility against the traditional American lifestyle that may be unmatched in modern history, other than speaking Spanish in America. Hussein Obama deliberately and purposefully hurt America by eating dogs that could have been brought to America and loved by patriotic American Christians.

3) Obama has no birth certificate AND has eaten dogs. Is there any longer a question that he’s a foreigner?

The Presidential Pledge

All candidates will hopefully sign our pledge, thus letting the voters know they are fit to be elected President. We are hoping that in the future, signing this pledge will become a requirement of getting on the ballot.

THE PRESIDENTIAL PLEDGE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

1. I will never apologize for America
2. I will speak no language but English
3. I will only allow English to be spoken in the White House
4. I will not allow Muslims in the White House
5. I will not allow any female member of my family to use contraception
6. I will never hire an immigrant
7. I will not believe in evolution
8. I will not allow any female member of my family to have an abortion, under any circumstances.
9. I will carry a gun in the White House at all times.
10. I will not send my children to liberal brainwashing public schools
11. I will never raise taxes at any time, under any circumstances
12. I will always strive to put Ronald Reagan on the US currency
13. I will praise Jesus Christ, the founder of America, every day
14. I will work to abolish the Department of Education
15. I will work to pass a law declaring English as the official language of the universe

The Presidential Platform

Here is what must be the platform of the Republican nominee for President:

1. NO IMMIGRATION

America cannot afford more immigrants. All illegal immigrants currently in America must be put in detention, then deported when they have earned enough money to pay for a plane ticket home.

2. NO MUSLIMS

Muslims are no longer allowed to live in America. They must either convert to Christianity or go home.

3. NO BIRTH CONTROL

Birth control must be outlawed in America.

4. NO GAYS

Ban being gay in America.

5. NO EVOLUTION

Evolution must not be taught in our schools. We  must pass a Constitutional amendment against evolution.

6. NO BUDGET

All federal spending (other than defense) must be immediately cancelled.

7. NO ABORTION

Ban the murder of the unborn.

8. UNDO OBAMA’S SUPREME COURT NOMINEES

Because Obama was an illegal President, all his decisions must be nullified.

9. TAX CUTS FOR JOB CREATORS

We need to fix the disaster known as the Obama failed economy.

10. ENGLISH

We must establish English as the only language allowed in America. People speaking other languages can be shot on site.

11. MANDATORY GUN OWNERSHIP

Help us prevent liberal acts of terror.

12. NO EDUCATION

We don’t need to waste taxpayer money on education. Children learn all they need at home and at Church.

13. END ANTI-AMERICAN PROGRAMS

Ban NPR, Planned Parenthood, Media Matters and George Soros. Execute Julian Assange.

is there a difference between liberals and pedophiles?

Every rational person (and thus every Christian Republican) knows that liberalism is a mental disease. So is pedophilia. So what’s the difference between the two?

None. Pedophilia is a core part of the liberal agenda. It is the next logical step in their War on Marriage. Once non-traditional marriages become legal, what is to stop a liberal pervert from marrying his eight year old cousin? The law will simply cease to be able to stop these liberal pedophiles from fulfilling their dark fantasies.

Pedophilia, and any other non-traditional sexual practices, goes against the beliefs of Christian Republican Americans. Therefore, anyone who practices it is a liberal.

America is right. Liberals are wrong.

February 12 is International Burn Origin of Species Day

This is just a quick reminder that February 12 is International Burn Origin of Species Day. February 12 is of course the birthday of the infamous communist, atheist, pedophile Charles Darwin. Show your support for traditional Christian American values and join us in burning any and all copies of Origin of Species that you can find.

The Power, the Privilege and the Wealth

Three things run America: Power, Privilege and Wealth. These things don’t come free.

As the ruling rich one percent, we have bought America fair and square. We own the politicians, the banks, the judges and industry. We control the media while perpetuating the narrative of “liberal bias” in the mainstream media.

We run this country now. The power, privilege and wealth are for the few and no one else.

However, if you want to join us, you must support us and vote Republican. There is only one way to get rich and become powerful in America, and that is to support the rich. Remember, in America anyone can get rich. Anyone, that is, except liberals. We won’t let them into our club. You have to be a Republican to get in.

And someday you will! Someday you will be rich and powerful and have your own yacht! But only if you vote Republican.

Getting to the bottom of the First Amendment

Americans believe in “Separation of church and state.”

There is no mention of mosques in that sentence. Remember, America is founded on separation of church and state. This means that the government cannot restrict churches, the holy worship places of Christians. But mosques are clearly and obviously not included in the First Amendment. Thus, the US government can outlaw mosques, and thus Islam.

In the previous sentence I said the US government “can outlaw mosques,” but we should be more accurate and say that it is the DUTY of the US government to outlaw mosques – and Islam. Islam itself is predicated on terrorism. Terrorism is obviously NOT an American value. Thus, anything based upon or predicated on terrorism for its very existence should be outlawed in the United States.

Separation of church and state does not include mosques and Islam. Thus, we must outlaw Islam/terrorism immediately. Any politician who fails to support us in defending the Constitution must be put on trial for treason.

The Israel-Bashing Democrats Must Resign

The time has come for the American people to make a stand for freedom and liberty. The anti-Semites in the Democrat Party have been bashing Israel for decades, but this week it came to a new level of ugliness. Democrats are supporting an Islamo-fascist regime that refuses to recognize Israel’s right to exist.

My fellow Americans, it is time that we demand the resignation of all Democrat politicians. They no longer represent the will of  the people. The American people need to be given a chance to elect pro-America, anti-terrorism politicians to guide us.

Write to your Senators and Congresspeople. Demand that all Democrats resign immediately! America needs to get rid of these traitors in order to move forward.

Our Sarah

Our Sarah who art America,
hallowed be thy game hunts.
Thy Presidency come.
Tea Party’s will be done
in Massachusetts as it is in the Heartland.
Make us earn this day our daily bread,
and forgive us from taxes,
as we punish the government who trespassed against us,
and lead us not into socialism,
but deliver us from liberals.

Amen