Who would Jesus want America to bomb next?


We can pretty safely make a list of those nations that Jesus would bomb:

Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Armenia, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Belize, Benin, Brunei, Burkina Faso, Burma, Burundi, Canada, Chad, China, Comoros, Congo, Cuba, Egypt, France, Gabon, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Japan, Jordan, North Korea, Lebanon, Libya, Malaysia, Malta, Mauritania, Mexico, Moldova, Monaco, Morocco, Oman, Pakistan, Qatar, Russia, Rwanda, Saudi Arabia, Serbia, Somalia, Sri Lanka, Sudan, Sweden, Syria, Togo, Tunisia, Turkey, UAE, Vietnam, Yemen and Zimbabwe.

Did we miss any?

4 Comments to “Who would Jesus want America to bomb next?”

  1. you missed off the UK and the USA, jesus was an an anti-capitalist:
    “And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves,

    And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.”

  2. Jesus was definitely pro-capitalist. If you look at that passage carefully, Jesus overthrew the tables of the “moneychangers.” In other words, people who switch dollars into heathen currencies such as the Euro. And he didn’t like people who sold doves because they are not very delicious.

  3. “It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.” ~ Mark 10:25.

    Jesus was not a Pro Capitalist , and Intelligent Americans understand this… Ignorant Hatemongers Like you, Hom-Le-And Security, twist the truth around to fit their little Pea sized Brains…

  4. We have built special super sized needles, so there’s nothing to worry about.

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