Archive for January, 2012

January 24, 2012

is there a difference between liberals and pedophiles?

Every rational person (and thus every Christian Republican) knows that liberalism is a mental disease. So is pedophilia. So what’s the difference between the two?

None. Pedophilia is a core part of the liberal agenda. It is the next logical step in their War on Marriage. Once non-traditional marriages become legal, what is to stop a liberal pervert from marrying his eight year old cousin? The law will simply cease to be able to stop these liberal pedophiles from fulfilling their dark fantasies.

Pedophilia, and any other non-traditional sexual practices, goes against the beliefs of Christian Republican Americans. Therefore, anyone who practices it is a liberal.

America is right. Liberals are wrong.

January 22, 2012

February 12 is International Burn Origin of Species Day

This is just a quick reminder that February 12 is International Burn Origin of Species Day. February 12 is of course the birthday of the infamous communist, atheist, pedophile Charles Darwin. Show your support for traditional Christian American values and join us in burning any and all copies of Origin of Species that you can find.