Archive for ‘Evolution’

June 14, 2014

Why evolution is false

There are many reasons why evolution makes no sense, but liberals insist on pushing their lies. But here is the final, definitive reason: Generations. Let’s call each generation 30 years:

2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024, 2048, 4096

That’s 12 generations, or 360 years. That means you’re related to 8,190 people over the past 360 years. Do you know who they are? I guess not. So if humans have been around for 200,000 years, as the fundamentalist Darwinists say, that first generation alone would have to have an impossibly huge number of people. That would be about 6,666 generations, so it would be 2^6666 people in the first generation of humans. Think about that: How would that many people exist in the first generation if the first humans were mutations from apes?

Evolution is a lie. Even basic math agrees!

January 22, 2012

February 12 is International Burn Origin of Species Day

This is just a quick reminder that February 12 is International Burn Origin of Species Day. February 12 is of course the birthday of the infamous communist, atheist, pedophile Charles Darwin. Show your support for traditional Christian American values and join us in burning any and all copies of Origin of Species that you can find.

January 18, 2011

Burn Origin of Species Day!

February 12 is Charles Darwin’s 202nd birthday. In celebration of the almighty creator God, we will be mass burning Darwin’s Origin of Species on his birthday. Please join us.

Along with the Koran and the Communist Manifesto, Darwin’s Origin of Species is one of the great works in the history of terrorism. If we stand together and burn this book we can send a strong message to the Marxist atheists who want to force the discredited “theory” of evolution on our children.

January 13, 2011

Evolution: Still just a “Theory”

I woke up this morning to see that Evolution is still listed as having the status of a “theory.” That’s right folks, it’s just a theory. An idea. An educated guess.

The Supreme Court has not issued a ruling declaring Evolution to be true. Congress has passed no Amendment to our Constitution declaring Evolution true. And Evolution sure as hell isn’t in the Bible.

In other words, Evolution is against God, unconstitutional and even activist judges know better than to incur the wrath of God by allowing it in their courts.

The “theory” of Evolution is plainly false. It was proposed by one man, and had that man not been born it would never have existed. Thus, it is false. True things, such as math or morals, exist despite people. Evolution only exists because one nutbag dreamed it up during a feverish night after too many drinks and sex with underage boys in Tahiti.